my name is Demetrandros Jessen. on youtube i am referred to as the argonian inebriate mainly because of my drinking habits (which have barred me from the Netherlands), in fact the name of this account is a product of intoxication (geth+the terminator=a really shitty name!)
alas, in a miserly fashion, deviantart charges for the changing of names so i must live with the consequences of a night of fun (well, the name and scale itch but that's quite another matter. *Clears throat*)
when sober, i present myself as an educated, friendly Saxhleel. however when drunk, i have all the tact and intelligence of peter griffin on a straight diet of Jaegerbombs and jackass TV. my favourite kind of music is metal and classic rock, foreigner is without a doubt my favourite band of all time, alongside judas priest and a flock of seagulls.
i hope whoever reads this has found me to be friendly, left-wing and sober, and not arrogant, violently shitfaced and conservative.
safe travels marsh friend!